【鮮菇雜談】他說：我以后想住在IKEA那樣的房子里
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小編： 224最近上課遇到了一個腦洞很大的學員，有點兒可愛，有點兒古怪，還有點兒耿直。
問他最喜歡在哪坐著？他說：桌子上，因為桌子才是最正確的位置。
問他晚上一般都做什么？他說：除了打游戲就是思考生命的意義。
問他喜歡和朋友在哪里見面？他說：在網上，打游戲的時候。
問他以后想要在廣告行業工作嗎？他說：只要給錢多，可以考慮。
問他經?？磿鴨?？他說：有時間就看，但是一般都沒時間。
我在想，如果考試的時候他真的這樣說，考官會不會被他的特別所吸引，給出一個很高的分呢？如果是我，或許會吧。畢竟這么有趣的答案不多見呀。
今天課上我們練到了一道關于未來住所的part2話題。果然不出我所料，這個孩子又給出了驚人的思路。不是面朝大海的大別墅，也不是位置絕佳的市區公寓。
他說：我想住在IKEA那么大的地方。不僅僅是面積要大，里面的布置也要一樣的，有很多東西。那里不是有各種不同風格的房間展品嘛，每天都可以有不同的體驗。那么大的房間，住起來一定很爽。
我說：那以后你就去IKEA打工，然后當個鎖門工人。等所有員工都下班了，你再待一會兒，感受一下一個人在巨大的宜家展廳奔跑的感覺，這不就差不多實現了么？
這道題目如下：
Describe a house or an apartment you would like to live in.
You should say:
What it is like
Where it would be
Why you would like to live in this house/apartment
And explain how you feel about this house/apartment.
根據他上課表達的內容，我整理出了文字，也做了一些修改，分享給大家。
I want to live in a house that is as big as an IKEA. Not just outside. The inside is also as good. It’s huge, so huge. If you have been there, you will know there are so many different types of furniture. Each day, you can change the style. That makes me feel like I own the IKEA. Just me, no one else. Also, there is a huge kitchen that offers many kinds of food. It’s a paradise. If I can live in such a place in the future, I would be extremely satisfied. There are so many options of all kinds of products including chairs, tables, closets, vases, beds, and so on. I can decorate my own room with all these products and live a different lifestyle every day. It’s better than owning just one apartment, which would be boring. Except for the kitchen, I don’t need anyone to work in my IKEA-style home. Just me alone. I can run from one side of my home to another side. Since it’s a big house, it will take me some time. It will be a good exercise. It’s just a dream. But we all need to have dreams even though it’s unrealistic.
雖然這個思路有點兒不切實際，但是表達起來確實會讓聽者眼前一亮。畢竟，夢想總是要有的。有夢想的人在描述他的夢想的時候也確實有那么一點兒可愛。
